Hagrid On The Hog

The low rumbling swelled to a roar above the head of Albus Dumbledore.
A very big man with long bushy black hair was riding a flying motorcycle up in the air.
It must be the man we've been waiting for.
He's going to leave a baby at the Dursley's front door.

He's got a beard that hides most of his face.
A cottage near the Forbidden Forest is his place.
He's a half giant in a long baggy coat stuffed with wizard money, slug pellets and a firepoker.
He's got moldy dog biscuits for his buddy, Fang.
When it comes to magical creatures he knows everything.

So here comes Hagrid.
Hagrid on the hog. Hagrid on the hog, Hagrid on the hog.
My girlfriend, she looks really happy 'cause we'll get to see him tonight.
A half giant riding on a flying motorcycle was such a sight to see that no one would believe.

He's got hands the size of trashcan lids.
But he's not a fully qualified wizard.
Because he got expelled in his third year,
But his friend Harry Potter got his name cleared for a crime he didn't commit.
But he was committed for it.

So here comes Hagrid.
Hagrid on the hog. Hagrid on the hog, Hagrid on the hog.
My girlfriend, she looks really happy 'cause we'll get to see him tonight.
A half giant riding on a flying motorcycle was such a sight to see that no one would believe.